Introduction
Summary of the Book What If? 2 by Randall Munroe. Before moving forward, let’s take a quick look at the book. Imagine stepping into a world where nothing is too strange to ask. A place where you can shrink Jupiter to fit your driveway, extend your nation’s borders through galaxies, and consider feeding a T-Rex Big Macs for lunch. This is the realm of playful science—where curiosity unlocks hidden truths. Asking absurd questions reveals how nature’s rules bend or hold firm, showing that knowledge thrives in unexpected corners. Silly scenarios challenge us to think differently, stripping away intimidation and encouraging us to test ideas. Underneath the humor, we find serious physics, biology, and engineering. By blending laughter with logic, we disarm complex concepts. Each puzzling what-if becomes a doorway: step through it, and you glimpse the vast power of curiosity. In these pages, imagination and science dance together, inviting you closer.
Chapter 1: Understanding How a Hungry Tyrannosaurus Rex Might Balance Its Daily Calorie Needs by Snacking on Humans or Big Macs.
Imagine a colossal creature with teeth the size of bananas and a roar that could make the ground tremble beneath your feet. Now, think of its dietary needs. A fully grown Tyrannosaurus Rex, if it somehow wandered into our modern world, wouldn’t settle for leafy salads or energy bars. Instead, it would need hearty protein and high-calorie meals. Scientists estimate that a T-Rex might require tens of thousands of calories each day to maintain its massive body. That’s a lot of fuel. To get a sense of scale, picture an enormous predator that once roamed prehistoric Earth, now stepping into a world full of oddly convenient menu options. Could it meet its daily calorie intake by feasting on us humans, or might it be more practical to stop by the nearest fast-food joint and devour Big Macs?
If we treat this absurd question seriously, we need reliable calorie counts. A human adult contains roughly 125,000 to 150,000 calories in total body composition—most of those calories stored in fat and muscle. That means if our hungry T-Rex wants a quick snack to meet its daily needs, devouring half an adult human might provide the needed energy. But that’s morbid and messy, so let’s try a less horrifying analogy. What about Big Macs? A single Big Mac hovers around 500 to 550 calories. To reach the caloric payoff of half a human, you’d need dozens and dozens of these burgers. In fact, about 80 Big Macs would offer a comparable caloric load, turning a T-Rex meal into a surreal drive-thru order on a truly gigantic scale.
Now, if you’re imagining this scenario, it’s not just about raw numbers. It’s also about practicalities. A T-Rex is a fearsome predator, not a picky gourmet. But would it bother waiting in line at a fast-food joint for a mountain of burgers? Probably not. Also, a living adult human isn’t exactly going to stand still to be evaluated as a lunch entrée. There’s motion, resistance, and risk for the predator. In prehistoric times, a T-Rex hunted large herbivores, not modern primates wearing clothes and building skyscrapers. Still, as a hypothetical exercise, counting calories in bizarre ways can reveal how biology intersects with everyday measurements. The T-Rex scenario gives us a strange but eye-opening way to understand the sheer energy demands of large animals and how our familiar foods would scale up.
While we would never actually feed a T-Rex a human or a stack of Big Macs, thinking through this puzzle shows that no question is too silly to poke at scientifically. By comparing calorie counts, scientists and curious thinkers can put wild ideas into understandable terms. It highlights how our world, with all its burgers and bustling streets, contrasts sharply with the primal struggle of ancient dinosaurs that had to hunt or scavenge for every scrap of meat. This absurd question, posed seriously, reminds us that science can tackle anything—from the composition of the cosmos to the exact energy content of a monstrous carnivore’s meal. So, the takeaway is simple: yes, half a human or a child-sized portion would do the trick. If that’s too unpleasant, a towering stack of Big Macs might just keep a T-Rex grinning for a day.
Chapter 2: Curious Cataclysm on the Cul-de-Sac: Shrinking Jupiter into a House-Sized Fiery Orb in Your Neighborhood.
Picture an ordinary suburban street lined with neat lawns, mailboxes, and cookie-cutter homes. The sky is calm, a few birds chirp, and a gentle breeze stirs the leaves. Now, replace one of those houses with Jupiter—yes, that giant gas planet—shrunk down to roughly the size of a modest home. At first, it might look like a strange cosmic balloon tethered to Earth. However, Jupiter isn’t a friendly neighbor. Even compressed, it’s a complex cocktail of intense pressures and blazing internal heat. Originally, Jupiter formed from a sprawling cloud of gas pulled inward by its own gravity until it ignited fusion-like reactions deep inside. If you strip away its powerful gravitational field and shrink it dramatically, all that hot, pressurized material would not stay quietly contained.
Jupiter is mostly hydrogen and helium, elements that behave very differently under extreme pressure. In its natural, massive state, the planet is squeezed so tightly that its interior reaches staggeringly high temperatures. Gravity battles to keep everything in place. The moment you scale Jupiter down to house-size, you remove its immense gravitational grip. Without that crushing force, the fiercely hot interior gases would push outward with explosive power. Your suburban idyll would be shattered. Imagine a fiery bubble suddenly expanding and blasting apart. The energy locked inside would transform the friendly block into scorched earth. Houses, driveways, and garden gnomes—all turned to ashes in a flash of unimaginable fury. It’s not just a bad day for the real estate market; it’s the total annihilation of everything nearby.
After this intense outburst, the remnants of Jupiter’s material would spread out into a diffuse cloud of gas. Without the stabilizing gravity, Jupiter cannot remain a tidy planet. Instead, it relaxes back into the form it started with: a puffy, disorganized mass of particles floating aimlessly. Eventually, these gases might drift away on the winds, dispersing into Earth’s atmosphere or rising into higher altitudes. Over time, the initial inferno fades, and you’re left with faint traces of exotic chemicals in the air. There’s no neat cleanup crew for cosmic disasters of this scale, just a slow, invisible scattering that turns once mighty Jupiter into a forgotten memory.
This strange scenario underscores how sensitive cosmic objects are to size and gravity. We often think of planets as stable places, but their stability is a delicate balance of enormous forces. Change one parameter—like mass, or gravitational compression—and you release unimaginable energy. By downsizing Jupiter, we transform it from a majestic gas giant into a temporary fireball. While this idea is pure fiction, it teaches us something fundamental: gravity restrains chaos. Free from gravity’s iron grip, the pent-up energy of cosmic matter would run wild, carving fiery scars into any environment that dares to host it. Even a quiet suburban street cannot tame the restless heart of a planet like Jupiter, no matter how much you try to scale it down.
Chapter 3: Nations Reaching for the Stars: How Earth’s Borders Might Stretch Across Galactic Realms.
Imagine your country’s borders not just drawn on maps or defined by coastal lines, but extending straight upward into the sky. If we treat national territories as infinite vertical columns reaching into space, who would claim the stars, the distant galaxies, and the heart of the Milky Way? The Earth spins like a cosmic top, and with each rotation, different sections of the galaxy would hover over different nations. This mind-bending concept suggests that your country might momentarily own parts of the galaxy, perhaps even alien star systems or monstrous black holes, depending on Earth’s orientation at that time of day. As the world turns, the galaxy’s core, nebulas, and distant suns shift from one nation’s jurisdiction to another, a cosmic carousel of interstellar property rights.
In reality, Earth’s axis points in a particular direction. The Northern Hemisphere is oriented somewhat away from our galaxy’s core, meaning the densest and most visually stunning parts of the Milky Way are more favorably positioned over the Southern Hemisphere. Countries like Australia or Chile might find themselves with temporary claims to the brilliant galactic center. On the other hand, northern nations might get a decent slice of the galactic outskirts, including intriguing objects like black holes devouring stars, or stellar nurseries quietly brewing new suns. Every 24 hours, as the planet spins, different nations would enjoy these cosmic overhead rights—if we defined property lines that way. It’s a silly thought experiment, yet it shows how our viewpoint shifts on the cosmic stage.
Think about it: if some hypothetical international space law assigned celestial real estate based on vertical projection, legal complexities would become hilariously unmanageable. Imagine lawyers in New Jersey pondering jurisdiction over a star system orbiting 47 Ursae Majoris, which might drift over the state for just a few minutes each day. How would anyone enforce laws or handle crimes committed light-years away? The travel time for any messenger—or suspect—would be thousands of years. These absurdities highlight why our Earth-bound notions of property and borders do not translate easily into cosmic dimensions. The galaxy doesn’t respect our lines on the ground. Instead, it sweeps overhead, immense and indifferent, reminding us that human claims mean little in the grand scale of the universe.
Though this scenario is tongue-in-cheek, it nudges us to appreciate cosmic perspective. We draw borders to keep order and define our societies. But as we look upward, the stars remind us that we’re all on the same tiny planet, whirling through a galaxy in constant motion. The idea that some country might own the Milky Way’s core or that another might occasionally govern a black hole is both ridiculous and enlightening. It shows just how arbitrary our divisions are. The cosmos doesn’t belong to anyone, and no border can truly fence in the infinite. There’s beauty in this realization: in the cosmic arena, we’re all just observers, sharing the sky. Perhaps this thought experiment can inspire us to look beyond petty boundaries and marvel at the shared wonder above.
Chapter 4: The Impossibly Tight Deadline: Estimating How Billions of People Could Rebuild Rome in a Single Day.
We’ve all heard the saying Rome wasn’t built in a day. But what if we tried to prove that old proverb wrong by throwing massive manpower at the problem? Rebuilding a historic city like Rome—from its grand piazzas to the intricate frescoes of the Sistine Chapel ceiling—in a mere 24 hours seems absurd. Yet, if we reduce the entire city’s reconstruction to raw labor hours and sheer numbers of workers, could it theoretically happen? Think of it as a giant construction puzzle. Each masterpiece, each column, each cobblestone must be shaped, placed, and painted with care. The question becomes: can we pile on enough workers to compress decades of painstaking effort into one frenetic day?
Some engineering formulas approximate construction time based on project size and cost. Even with today’s technology and perfect coordination, building a monumental city like Rome might take years, even decades. But if we toss in billions of workers—say, the entire global population—we’d have a staggering pool of labor. Spread 2 billion labor-hours among 8 billion people, and suddenly you’re talking about finishing a city in minutes rather than years. On paper, this suggests that if everyone on Earth dropped what they were doing and joined a colossal construction project, Rome could theoretically rise in under half an hour. Of course, reality would be a logistical nightmare. People get in each other’s way; skilled labor is not the same as brute force; delicate artistry doesn’t accelerate simply by adding more hands.
Consider the Sistine Chapel’s ceiling. Painted meticulously by Michelangelo over years, it’s not just pigment on plaster, but a piece of cultural identity. Could it be recreated by a horde of amateur painters in a few hours? Even if you distributed tiny sections of the ceiling to millions of eager novices, the result would be chaotic. Skill, patience, and talent are not mass-produced commodities. The same goes for ancient Roman architecture, which involved careful planning, resource management, and artisanal craftsmanship. Throwing billions of people at the task might achieve something—maybe a crude, rushed imitation of Rome—but it wouldn’t replicate the city’s timeless charm. Speed and numbers can’t replace genius and grace.
This exercise, while silly, invites us to explore the relationship between time, effort, and quality. Sure, mathematically, if labor hours are the only factor, flooding a project with nearly limitless workers compresses timelines dramatically. But construction is art plus engineering, not just volume of effort. Real-world constraints—supply logistics, coordination, training, communication—multiply exponentially with huge crowds. The complexity of laying out roads, temples, aqueducts, and frescoes in perfect harmony cannot be brute-forced. Rome’s splendor rose from centuries of incremental work, cultural evolution, and human ingenuity. No matter how many hands we add, some processes cannot be rushed. As a thought experiment, it’s a testament to the limits of scaling up. It shows that the human element, with its need for skill and subtlety, resists becoming a simple multiplication problem.
Chapter 5: At the World’s Deepest Frontier: Standing in a Glass Tube on the Ocean Floor.
Imagine descending through an impossibly long, indestructible glass tube that plunges from a calm ocean surface straight down into the planet’s deepest trench. At first, the light fades slowly. You see fish flitting around, maybe a curious shark or a drifting jellyfish. But as you go deeper, sunlight vanishes, and you enter an alien realm of cold darkness. Eventually, you reach the bottom—thousands of meters beneath the waves—where life is sparse and adapted to crushing pressures. Safely enclosed in this hypothetical glass tower, you stand on the seafloor, observing a world few humans have seen. The water outside is near freezing, the pressure immense. Without that tube, you would be instantly crushed. But what do you see? Not much. It’s pitch black most of the time, silent, and eerily still.
Temperature here is surprisingly stable. Unlike descending into a mine, where rock layers grow hotter as you approach Earth’s interior, the ocean bottom remains chilly. Mines roast you because Earth’s inner heat radiates upward, but the deep ocean is regulated by vast, cold waters. Without artificial light, you’re in complete darkness. Twice a year, when the sun aligns perfectly, a brief beam of light might pierce down your tube, offering a fleeting, ghostly glimpse of the muddy seabed and any strange creatures lurking there. But aside from those moments, you rely on a powerful torch to see anything at all. The environment outside is quiet and still—a place of extreme isolation that humbles us with its emptiness and hidden mysteries.
If you wanted to leave this deep-sea vantage point, you face a problem. Your tube is sealed at the bottom. Could you open a hole and let water in to float back up? The colossal pressure difference means water would rush in like a supercharged jet. The speed and force could be lethal. If you allowed water in too quickly, you’d face a violent torrent that could slam you against the tube’s walls. The key would be a slow, controlled influx, maybe through a small valve or tap, allowing water to fill the tube incrementally. Eventually, you might use buoyancy to lift yourself upward, riding a rising column of water back toward the surface. It’s tricky, dangerous, and requires precise control. Survival in these conditions is about respect for physics.
Even if you managed a perfect slow fill, you’d be manipulating forces so immense that safety is never guaranteed. The idea of standing in a glass tube at the ocean’s deepest point highlights how much we take our everyday environment for granted. Up here, air and sunlight are normal. Down there, pressure, darkness, and isolation dominate. It’s a place where human bodies do not belong, saved only by imagination and impossible engineering. This scenario encourages us to appreciate how finely tuned our existence is to Earth’s surface. Move a little too high, or a little too low, and we face extremes we were never built to endure. Such a journey shows that the ocean’s deepest corners remain as mysterious and hostile as distant planets.
Chapter 6: Dining on Vapor: The Very Absurd Challenge of Trying to Devour a Cloud.
Clouds seem fluffy and inviting, floating gracefully in a blue sky. They look like giant cotton balls, tempting us to wonder: could someone actually eat a cloud? At first glance, a cloud is just water droplets suspended in air, plus some dust and other tiny particles. Water is drinkable, so what’s the problem? If you somehow scooped up a cloud, you’d mostly get air with a sprinkling of minuscule droplets. Ingesting it would be like trying to swallow a whisper. Every time you bite into it, you get almost nothing. And if you do swallow the droplets, that moisture is trivial compared to the huge volume of air you’d have taken in. You’d end up swallowing an enormous amount of empty space, not a satisfying meal.
If you insist on eating a cloud, you face a comedic cycle. As you consume these misty droplets, you’ll swallow plenty of air. Once inside your warm body, that moist air might cause you to burp out a mini cloud. Instead of making progress, you’d generate more tiny puffs of vapor with each belch, effectively recycling the cloud. Unless you come up with a clever way to compress the cloud’s moisture—maybe using high-tech filters or electrifying the droplets to make them clump together—you’ll never manage a meaningful bite. If, by some miracle, you extracted all the water from a small cloud, you’d end up with a few liters of water, barely a decent drink, and nowhere near an actual meal.
A house-sized cloud might sound impressive, but that’s mostly empty space. Even very dense clouds are incredibly sparse compared to something like cotton candy, which is already famously airy. If you tried to eat enough cotton candy to match a cloud’s airy volume, you might manage a cubic foot or two before your stomach protested. But a cloud is far less substantial. By the time you condensed a cloud’s water, you’d have just a small puddle—easier to drink than to chew. In essence, the concept of eating a cloud is a playful illusion. What looks tangible from afar dissolves the moment you reach out to grab it, a reminder that nature’s beauty often can’t be captured, digested, or contained as simply as we imagine.
This whimsical question highlights the tricky relationship between appearance and reality. Clouds are water in a delicate balance, suspended by air currents. They’re not structured meals. Still, thinking about eating a cloud prompts us to consider density, states of matter, and how our senses can deceive us. Something that appears solid from a distance might be emptier than we think. If nothing else, the idea encourages curiosity. The world is full of phenomena that look simple but hide complexities. Just as you can’t simply eat a cloud, many questions we encounter sound straightforward but unravel into layers of surprising detail when taken seriously. There’s a hidden delight in applying science to silly ideas—sometimes, it teaches us more about how the world truly works.
Chapter 7: Rolling Down the Roof of the World: Imagining an Enormous Snowball’s Journey on Mount Everest.
Mount Everest, the highest peak on Earth, soars above the clouds, wearing a permanent crown of snow. Picture placing a small snowball at the summit and giving it a gentle push. What happens as it rolls downhill, gaining momentum and size? In cartoons, snowballs become monstrous giants as they roll. In reality, snowball growth depends on sticky, wet snow that can clump together. Everest’s snow is usually dry and powdery. Such snow won’t cling easily to form a huge rolling sphere. Instead, your snowball would remain stubbornly small, perhaps even disintegrating into scattered flakes before it gains any impressive girth. The harsh, dry conditions at Earth’s highest altitudes resist the dramatic transformations we dream up in our heads.
But let’s stretch our imaginations. Suppose Everest had perfect, sticky snow—snow that grows as your ball rolls downhill. Theoretically, the longer it rolls, the bigger it gets. Initially, growth is fast: a small ball can double in size as it picks up layers. However, as it swells, each new patch of snow must cover a much larger surface area. Growth slows as the sphere expands. What began as a runaway snowball effect now struggles against geometric reality. The bigger it gets, the harder it is to keep growing at the same rate. In the best conditions, maybe you’d get a snowball several meters across, but sooner or later, it would become too heavy and unstable, cracking under its own weight.
Realistically, the terrain on Everest is rugged and broken by cliffs, crevasses, and flat stretches. Your snowball wouldn’t roll smoothly for miles. It would hit obstacles, tumble apart, or get stuck in valleys. Even if it did manage a long journey, the result would not be a giant, perfect sphere but a rumpled, cracked mass of ice chunks. Eventually, it might trigger a mini-avalanche, cascading down the slopes. But avalanches are not neat, spherical snow giants; they’re chaotic surges of powder and ice shards. The image of a neat, growing snowball barreling down Everest is more fairy tale than fact—nature doesn’t lend itself to such tidy growth patterns.
This scenario teaches us a subtle lesson: common phrases like it snowballed suggest exponential growth, but real-life processes often run into physical and practical limits. Just as a snowball’s growth slows and stalls, many seemingly endless expansions in nature and life hit barriers. Constraints like gravity, friction, or simply running out of sticky material get in the way. Everest, the pinnacle of Earth, won’t allow a fairytale snowball to become a towering icy monster. Instead, it reveals how nature’s complexity hinders such simplistic outcomes. Thinking about a giant snowball rolling down the world’s highest mountain is fun, but it also reminds us that nature rarely follows cartoon logic, and that’s part of what makes our world interesting.
Chapter 8: Embracing the Absurd to Understand Reality: How Silly Questions Spark Serious Scientific Insight.
What if we paused before dismissing absurd questions and instead treated them with genuine curiosity? Randall Munroe’s approach—answering ridiculous hypotheticals with rigorous science—teaches us that no inquiry is too silly if we use it as a springboard to learn something. For example, asking how many Big Macs a T-Rex needs transforms calories and biology into a vivid thought experiment. Shrinking Jupiter onto a suburban street lets us explore how gravity and pressure shape planetary structures. These exercises aren’t about practical scenarios; they’re imaginative doorways into understanding complex concepts like thermodynamics, astrophysics, or engineering principles. By embracing absurdity, we free ourselves from conventional thinking and discover that science, at heart, is about curiosity, playfulness, and the courage to entertain wild what-ifs.
Society often encourages us to ask serious questions: how to cure diseases, how to solve climate change, how to improve technology. These are vital, of course. But silly questions have their place too. They lure us into problem-solving mode without the weight of real-world consequences. We can treat them like mental puzzles, testing the limits of our knowledge. By unraveling a whimsical scenario—like extending national borders straight into space—we learn about Earth’s rotation, celestial bodies, and the impossibility of applying everyday rules to cosmic scales. Absurd hypotheticals act like mental gym equipment, flexing our scientific reasoning, pushing us to consider angles we’d never explore if we stuck to dull, predictable queries.
In a world that’s often serious and complex, silliness offers a reprieve. Yet it’s not empty entertainment. The moment we carefully break down a laughable query—say, can you eat a cloud, or can 8 billion people rebuild Rome in hours?—we confront gaps in our understanding. We must look up data, compare numbers, think critically, and identify underlying principles. Our brains learn best when engaged, curious, and sometimes amused. That’s the charm of Munroe’s method: by respecting the goofy starting point, we end up respecting the science even more. The result is a richer understanding of reality, gleaned from playful scenarios that tickle our imagination.
Embracing absurdity doesn’t mean we lose sight of practicality. It simply means we give ourselves permission to roam intellectually, to test the fabric of physical laws in exaggerated ways. Just as a poet uses metaphors to illuminate truths, absurd questions let scientists highlight how the universe operates. From the bottom of the ocean to the top of Everest, from the tiniest droplets in a cloud to the vastness of the galaxy’s core, these oddball inquiries encourage us to dig deeper into what we know and how we know it. In the process, we discover that silly questions can yield serious insights, making learning more accessible, captivating, and yes, occasionally hilarious.
All about the Book
Explore the imaginative world of science and logic with ‘What If? 2’ by Randall Munroe. This fascinating guide answers absurd questions with humor and scientific insight, making complex concepts accessible and entertaining for all readers.
Randall Munroe is a renowned author and former NASA roboticist known for his unique ability to blend science with humor, creating captivating content that inspires curiosity and creativity in readers worldwide.
Scientists, Engineers, Educators, Writers, Comedians
Science fiction, Mathematics, Humor writing, Problem-solving games, Creative thinking
Understanding scientific principles, Encouraging critical thinking, Stimulating curiosity in the sciences, Resolving everyday logical dilemmas
The only way to get good at something is to practice, and practice takes time and commitment.
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Best Non-Fiction of the Year 2023, Science Book Award 2023, Goodreads Choice Award 2023
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